Haha I love your sense of humor. I finally got my verification after submitting the form twice. I was beginning to wonder if they were going to accept it. My book has the word sex in the title haha. But they finally did it and it's the only place I have a little blue something beside my name. I'm vain enough to always enjoy seeing my name in lights, so to speak, so I am enjoying it.

I have not sold one damn copy since becoming verified. But that's okay. I'm sure it will help at some point.